The Earth opens and it swallows everything whole
As I sit here liquid fire splatters the bowl
My eyes water face is pale and weak from the pain
Body quivers as I mercy flush in disdain
as I mercy flush in disdain
As I mercy flush

It stands before me the porcelain idol of modern repent
Disemboweled wish this bathroom had its own vent
Exit only has made my sphincter callous and tout
Jalapeno pepper hurts much worse on the way out
Pepper hurts much worse on the out
Pepper hurts much worse

The Earth opens and it swallows everything whole
As I sit here liquid fire splatters the bowl
My eyes water face is pale and weak from the pain
Body quivers as I mercy flush in disdain
as I mercy flush in disdain
As I mercy flush

It stands before me the porcelain idol of modern repent
Disemboweled wish this bathroom had its own vent
Exit only has made my asshole callous and tout
Jalapeno pepper hurts much worse on the way out
Pepper hurts much worse on the out
Pepper hurts much worse